beulahbondo's Diaryland Diary

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Cook of the House


For lunch today I had a frozen pizza from Linda McCartney's company. It was good! No picture of Linda on the package, or in the pizza, but it was very substantial and fine-tasting.

Hmm, I see that ODB died of drugs. As Prima would write, "Oh My Goodniss!" (That was the title of a story she wrote in first grade, very exciting melodrama about how one time Daddy got up in the middle of the night to get an Advil. The cover of the story has, below the title, a drawing of Prima clapping her hands to her cheeks, her eyes wide.)

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3:20 p.m. - 2004-12-15

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