beulahbondo's Diaryland Diary

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Why do all the babies follow Beulah around?

Last night I dreamed that I had an auxiliary nipple on the back of my right leg.

That's all I have time to say right now, but feel free to weigh in with comments, questions, or rebuttals.

Love, Beulah

P.S. Wait, I just remembered something. One time Kitty, Rusty, and I went to a strip club in the suburbs (they seemed to specialize in very tan, A or B cup girls who pole-danced to R.E.M.) and there was one stripper who DIDN'T HAVE A BELLY BUTTON. "Yah," we heard her say to the guy whose lap she was dancing on, "it used to bother me, but now I wear a bikini to the beach and I don't even care." Actually she had a little vestigal belly button, but it was way northeast of where it should have been, up near her ribcage. Yikes and yeesh.

10:17 a.m. - 2002-12-05

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