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Saline Dion

Oh my word, but those Bukkake sisters make me laugh. After sushi, and happy crispy snacks from the Hello Kitty grocery store, I convinced Tange (it didn't take much) to try my Neti pot.

If you're not familiar with the Neti pot, it's a happy little ceramic doucher for the sinus passages. Look here for a picture of a happy lady using one. In practice, you don't look quite as composed as she does. Kitty made a movie of me demonstrating, and in a few days we'll post it somewhere so you can see the actual Fountains of Beulah.

Tange can blow air out of her eyes, we learned last night. And she's afraid of horses. And she flushed her sinuses like a champ. She's hotter than a pepper sprout! Kitty tried it but didn't really cotton to the salty exhilaration.

But this led to the funniest conversation ever about douching. At one point Kitty yelled, "Why isn't this on my diary?" Then they shared some stories about Tange, as a little constipated girl, hiding her ex-lax in the VCR. Even when Tange's nice boyfriend walked in they kept going, and the nice boyfriend went a round with the Neti pot. Everyone Neti'd! I hope I started a trend there in Meffid. Forget the Dunky and the packy and the Oxy. We're huffing on the Neti tonight, pally!

9:32 a.m. - 2005-04-05

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