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Sean, the fifth nipple is not a problem, I promise

I know I've sworn off younger men, but this one is calling out to me from the pages of a New York City newspaper:

Sean Lennon is determined to kick off the New Year with a new girlfriend - and he's asking PAGE SIX to help him find one. "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," John Lennon's singer/songwriter son, 30, told us. "They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples . . . I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to [PAGE SIX]." Ladies, we await your responses.

Think of the cozy coffee talks I would be bound to have with Yoko!

10:23 p.m. - 2005-12-28

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