beulahbondo's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- in which we finally shut up (Blonking with Kitty, final chapter) K Speaking of teen obsessions, I didn't tell you--my upstairs neighbor got fired by [Donna Martin] two weeks ago. She was working on the reality show that [DM] has with her husband on Oxygen. B the one where they open a B&B? K Yes. Neighbor says she didn't get fired--it was mutual. But I prefer to think of [Donna] as the bad guy. Neighbor says she is an asshole. B I bet she's dumb as a box of paper clips. K Yes. And the minidresses she was wearing in the last month of her pregnancy were fucking obscene! B Her baby is going to be a faux-mong. K Her big fleshy mamahaunches were just bulging from below her bubble skirts, it was really trashy. B Not chromosomally damaged, just genetically stoopid. Aaaand one last name-drop: B I met Crocodile Orangee at one of his restaurants. I sat down at a table with him and some other people and he shoved a glass of wine the size of a goldfish bowl at me with his gigantica hand. And now the goodbyes begin� K OK, LYLAS. TYTL. B c0ka1nzes, 4:20. K USPS. KMFDM. UTI. xxx B byob, MRI, EIEIO. K ASPCA. GWAR. REM. B BMI/ASCAAP, M-O-U-S-E, REO Speedwagon. K Ha ha! B you get the last one. K NAACP. pronounced nack-PA B pronounced NASCAH. dawt cawm. K Jeff Gordon rules! Earnhart 4-EVA K MHR! (mary hunter rules) B aw hellyeah, it's st patrick's day! get out the sparkly green butt plug and eartooth in the shape of a shamrock! K Green beeahs! BUDDY B PALLY! K Ha ha. Beware the irish of march! B it's awredddy happened, the ides. ack, my computer is making the overheated panting sound. I gotta goooooo K [Boyfriend�s] dad died on St. Patrick's day, which this year is also Mother's Day in the UK. Ugh! K OK. Go! See you soon, pally buddy B oh, that's why Heather Mills McExMcartney sent tony blair a mother's day card with a farrowed pig. I thought she was just deranged. K Ha ha, McEx! B McExmcDancingwiththestars crazyhead. K Ugh. Let's blog that next week! Go! Before your computer melts. B oh for sure!gbye K Bye! xooo 10:40 p.m. - 2007-03-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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