beulahbondo's Diaryland Diary

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in which we finally shut up

(Blonking with Kitty, final chapter)

K Speaking of teen obsessions, I didn't tell you--my upstairs neighbor got fired by [Donna Martin] two weeks ago. She was working on the reality show that [DM] has with her husband on Oxygen.

B the one where they open a B&B?

K Yes. Neighbor says she didn't get fired--it was mutual. But I prefer to think of [Donna] as the bad guy. Neighbor says she is an asshole.

B I bet she's dumb as a box of paper clips.

K Yes. And the minidresses she was wearing in the last month of her pregnancy were fucking obscene!

B Her baby is going to be a faux-mong.

K Her big fleshy mamahaunches were just bulging from below her bubble skirts, it was really trashy.

B Not chromosomally damaged, just genetically stoopid.

Aaaand one last name-drop:

B I met Crocodile Orangee at one of his restaurants. I sat down at a table with him and some other people and he shoved a glass of wine the size of a goldfish bowl at me with his gigantica hand.

And now the goodbyes begin�

K OK, LYLAS. TYTL.

B c0ka1nzes, 4:20.

K USPS. KMFDM. UTI. xxx

B byob, MRI, EIEIO.

K ASPCA. GWAR. REM.

B BMI/ASCAAP, M-O-U-S-E, REO Speedwagon.

K Ha ha!

B you get the last one.

K NAACP. pronounced nack-PA

B pronounced NASCAH. dawt cawm.

K Jeff Gordon rules! Earnhart 4-EVA

K MHR! (mary hunter rules)

B aw hellyeah, it's st patrick's day! get out the sparkly green butt plug and eartooth in the shape of a shamrock!

K Green beeahs! BUDDY

B PALLY!

K Ha ha. Beware the irish of march!

B it's awredddy happened, the ides. ack, my computer is making the overheated panting sound. I gotta goooooo

K [Boyfriend�s] dad died on St. Patrick's day, which this year is also Mother's Day in the UK. Ugh!

K OK. Go! See you soon, pally buddy

B oh, that's why Heather Mills McExMcartney sent tony blair a mother's day card with a farrowed pig. I thought she was just deranged.

K Ha ha, McEx!

B McExmcDancingwiththestars crazyhead.

K Ugh. Let's blog that next week! Go! Before your computer melts.

B oh for sure!gbye

K Bye! xooo

10:40 p.m. - 2007-03-29

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