beulahbondo's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- k0ka9e and other neologisms (Blonking with Kitty, part the trois) Here begins the name dropping. K I am hungry now. I ate the last of my english muffins yesterday. I have been punishing myself for the last few weeks for not having a job. This manifests in a spartan cupboard and no new spring wardrobe. B Ah Kit, don't punish yourself by depriving yourself of food! Buy rice and beans if you have to! K Oh, I don't mean I don't have any food. I just mean I don't have anything good! I have things it takes more than 40 seconds to make, but those are boring. I like instameals! B Make a quesamadilla. K Yes! I do have torties and cheese! You're smart. I even have salsa! B Well check me out, i'm going to have rice and frozen peas. B I spoke to [Veddlie Eddler]. I said, Do you mind if i take this chair? K Wow! B When I should have said, "do you mind if we share this chair?" K I would be nervous just talking to him. I get starstruck! B I was too tired to either be nervous or flirt. I just wanted to sit down! Also I was getting "where are you" texts from [redacted], who was in the next room talking to K** R0*k. K Were you tired from all the 53xx0rzz you were doing with Dr. Redacto? B HAHHA Dr. Redacto! No! I didn't see any of that all weekend. I didn't even drink very much. I wanted to stay awake and having fun. K Wait, I mean sex. Is that what you think I mean? B hang on, what is ... Oh! I thought that was pager speak for cocaine. K Ha ha! I wouldn't even know! B k0ka9e. K That's awesome. snarf B K** R0*k looks just like K** R0*k. it's amazing. K you totally PWNED that coinage. Did he have a date? I read that PSA is back with TLSA. B He was with an amaaaazing lookalike of PSA. K Interesting. B I did meet Famous Editor. SHE is AWESOME. She and I were making smiley eye contact from the next table all night, and when I introduced myself she said "Oh my god! YOU'RE Beulah!" That's what I like to hear! K Aw! That's so cute! What is she doing now? Is she going to hire you to write for whatever it is? B She has a show on Serious. K OMG, you could be a guest host on the show! B Do you remember Dirt? The boy Sassy? Harry the Greek was obsessed with it. K Yes, of course! I never bought it though. I used to read it in Waldenbooks. 10:30 p.m. - 2007-03-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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